Proudly serving Naas, Eadestown & anywhere the lads are stranded

Get there.
Eventually.

Ireland's most reluctant ride-sharing service.
One driver. Zero enthusiasm. Five stars.

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Tip: he respects exactly three destinations. The rest, you'll see.

Ceadúnas Tiomána · Driving Licence

ÉIRE · IRELAND

★ 5.0
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Oran 'Ober' Clare

Oran Clare

5. OBER·14782·LEMON

1.Surname CLARE

2.First names ORAN "OBER"

3.Born MONREAD, NAAS

4a.Issued THE AMP INCIDENT

4b.Expires NEVER · SEE: IAN

4c.Authority N.D.L.S. · NAAS DESIGNATED LIFT SERVICE

8.Address THE COUCH, EADESTOWN

9.Categories B · COUCH · NO

🚱 Barely Drinks 👟 10,000 Steps 🏋️ Gym Before Anything 🛋️ Couch Certified ❌ Says No

Vehicle: Kia (spotless, beloved, discussed at length) · College: Print & Design, Mickey Mouse, Dublin · Languages: English, Funny Voices, No · 14,782 trips completed (0 paid)

Live driver location

📍 Doing loops of Eadestown for the step count…

9,214 / 10,000 steps — he is not getting in the car until this is done

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Ober Standard

One Kia. Immaculate. Climate control set to his preference, not yours.

€0 — he won't take your money, he'll just remember

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Ober XL

Six lads, three pickup points, one county, 2am. Completed in total silence.

€0 + lifelong debt

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Ober Lemon

Premium tier. Driver arrives in full costume. Availability: one weekend only, June 2026.

Priceless

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Ober Couch

He stays home. You stay home. Nobody goes anywhere. Our most popular service.

Free, forever

Riders love Ober

Every review verified. Every rating five stars. We don't know how either.

Ober Eats

When you find the one, you commit.

Tonight's menu

⭐ "Jar Jar Burgers" — loyalty so strong it became a nickname.

Frequently asked questions

Will my driver come out after dropping us off?

No.

Can I offer my driver a drink?

You can. Watch him recoil. He has the gym in the morning. He always has the gym in the morning.

Why is my trip going in circles?

Check the step count above. He's close. Let him finish.

Can I get a refund?

Refunds were permanently discontinued following the bass amp incident. He knows what he did. (It was Ian. Ian knows what he did.)

Is Ober affiliated with Uber?

Legally, we're required to say no. He'd say no anyway. He says no to everything.

What music will be playing?

Bass. Sort of.

My driver pulled into a house in Eadestown and a woman handed him a list. How long will this take?

The jobs take as long as the jobs take. The garden won't do itself. The bins won't bring themselves out. Your trip will resume shortly.

Is the service available in August 2026?

No. Driver unavailable — he's marrying Olivia. He poked her sister on Facebook once and it escalated beautifully. He's also becoming Ian's brother-in-law, which means he is never, ever getting rid of him.

Dashcam Footage

Every Ober ride is recorded. For insurance purposes. And for this exact moment.

⚠️ Service interruption notice

OBER will be offline 19–21 June 2026.
For one weekend only, the driver becomes the passenger.

Lemon costume mandatory. Resistance is expected and will be ignored.

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