Proudly serving Naas, Eadestown & anywhere the lads are stranded
Ireland's most reluctant ride-sharing service.
One driver. Zero enthusiasm. Five stars.
Requests subject to refusal. All requests are refused.
Enter your trip details. Our driver will consider it. Briefly.
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He respects exactly three destinations. The rest, you'll see.
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Be honest. He'll find you either way.
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📍 Doing loops of Eadestown for the step count…
9,214 / 10,000 steps — he is not getting in the car until this is done
Fully licensed. Five-star rated. Rarely available.
Ceadúnas Tiomána · Driving Licence
ÉIRE · IRELAND
Oran Clare
1.Surname CLARE
2.First names ORAN "OBER"
3.Born MONREAD, NAAS
4.Authority N.D.L.S. · NAAS DESIGNATED LIFT SERVICE
5.Address THE COUCH, EADESTOWN
6.Licence no. OBER·14782·LEMON
Vehicle: Kia (spotless, beloved, discussed at length) · College: Print & Design, Mickey Mouse, Dublin · Languages: English, Funny Voices, No · 14,782 trips completed (0 paid)
Every review verified. Every rating five stars. We don't know how either.
Every Ober ride is recorded. For insurance purposes. And for this exact moment.
When you find the one, you commit. Tonight's menu:
No.
You can. Watch him recoil. He has the gym in the morning. He always has the gym in the morning.
Check the step count above. He's close. Let him finish.
Refunds were permanently discontinued following the bass amp incident. He knows what he did. (It was Ian. Ian knows what he did.)
Legally, we're required to say no. He'd say no anyway. He says no to everything.
Shite you didn't even listen to when you were 16.
The jobs take as long as the jobs take. The garden won't do itself. The bins won't bring themselves out. Your trip will resume shortly.
OBER will be offline 19–21 June 2026.
For one weekend only, the driver becomes the passenger.
Lemon costume mandatory. Resistance is expected and will be ignored.
Exhibit by exhibit. Click the arrows, the thumbnails, or use ← → keys.
The footage that speaks for itself. Use the arrows.
